To Encourage . . .
I’ll get the ball rolling and you creative thinkers take over. Come on, put some effort into it I could use a side splitting laugh or two.
To encourage people to ride the Metro the cost would be lower during rush hour not higher.
To encourage people to purchase Hybrid cars the price of the car would be lower than an SUV.
To encourage people to spay their cat the price should be under $50 and not over $250!
To encourage more uncluttered, lasting relationships, men and women would think the same way!!
It’s supply and demand Randy. Just like churches pay top $$$ for ministers like you.
To encourage people in their walk with Jesus, sermons should be LONGER, not shorter!
To encourage people to buy the latest, energy efficient appliances, their initial cost and repair cost should be cheaper than the standard, energy draining model.
Greg – Say it ain’t so.
To encourage my professional success, I should want my clients to get sued more, not less.
To encourage me to watch a movie starring Drew Berrymore, they should pay me $10, not ask me to pay them.
The ammount of Pepsi you get served at an expensive restaurant for $3.50 should be more than you get at 7-11 for $0.69.
To encourage me to pay taxes, the government should do more productive things with my money, not…whatever it is they’re doing now.
To encourage our best and brightest citizens to be school teachers we should pay them more than those greedy, fat-cat corporate lawyers…oh wait….never mind.
To encourage people to eat healthy, broccoli should taste like steak and not so much like….well, broccoli
To encourage our children to behave, we should give into their demands less when they cry and scream about it, not more.
To encourage the lion and the lamb to lie down together, sheep shouldn’t taste so much like mutton
To encourage me to get more work done during the day, they should make my internet connection slower, not faster.
It’s just hard to match wits with the “Stump-miester”!
Wow, Stump’s the man! (Although for $3.50, they’ll keep filling your Pepsi as much as you can drink- but do you really want to drink as much as you can?)
John, the answer to your question is, “yes, I do.”