Top 10 Reasons I Miss Youth Ministry
10. No more opportunities to wear spandex and throw tennis balls at the utes all in the name of American Gladiator.
9. Road trips.
8. Witnessing (almost on a weekly basis) the joy of discovery.
7. Pizza and Soda are the staples of any meeting.
6. Laughter.
5. Sitting on the floor with an overhead projector and a stack of transparencies singing for an hour.
4. The best memories ever always began with someone saying something like "hey, check this out . . ."
3. Creativity always wins the day.
2. Never being afraid to try something new.
1. Not having to wait an eternity to make a difference.
I like No. 1!
This list may not be as inspirational, but yet enlightening because I know people, some of then relatives, with one or more of these traits. (Some day I will tell you the heart warming story when cousins of mine bought their daughter her first pair of stripper shoes) :
You’re An EXTREME Redneck When…..
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey, guys, watch this.”
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the “Star-Spangled Banner” are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Ha! My vote (as I’m sure would be the case for most of our community) would be to let you post the heartwarming story tomorrow.
Now before some of you get mad or are offended at the list ask yourself “am I mad because this is true”?
Although there are certainly great rewards that come from Youth Ministry, the 10 things I don’t miss about it are pretty easy to write too.
Brady, yes the subject of my post tomorrow. How about we collaborate on that post? Send me your top five and I’ll add my top five.
wfma’s list is too funny…………and altogether too true.
I KNOW people who fit on that list……..but not me, of course!
Yes, it is nice to be able to see results, isn’t it?
Could yours and Brady’s list for tomorrow include “parents?”
Good’uns! I’ve always insisted that our churches would be much healthier if we did “church” like we do Bible camp! The energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of the adults who are foolish enough to volunteer to work at Bible camp.
Peace.
I was a youth minister for about three years, volunteer, so I’m not sure if that qualifies me or not. Had about 60 in the group at one time. Good time in my life, but I would not want to go back there. I like your list, though.
Now bring on the story from wfma!
Thanks for the offer, brother, but I’ll not go there. For now. I’ve got a youth retreat this weekend and want to be up for it! Looking forward to your post…
good list… i saw the mention of ‘do not miss list’ and parents being on it… one of the main reasons we favor college ministries…