r u kidn' me wit dis?

Speaking of texting.

The English language is mutating. 

If you don’t believe me have a ute send you a text message. 

A certain minor in our household has a telephone. 

She’s only allowed to text us her parents. 

We just gave her this permission over the weekend and I’ve already received a flurry of messages in some language that vaguely resembles English.

I’m delighted and hopeful that this might be a viable form of communication as she enters those years of her life where her dad slowly descends the trail of stupidity.

After the 10th message I had to amend our texting agreement.  (yes, I realize the limitations of time and space when it comes to sending a text message)

She can only text in full, plain English.

After all, if it was good enough for the Apostle Paul . . .

10 Responses to “r u kidn' me wit dis?”

  1. Stoogelover says:

    Dang right! What does “ute” mean? I assume “underage teenage _________” but I really have no idea. I’m one of those who refuses to use text messaging. And when Jessica sends a text, she is kind enough to use the Apostle’s English.

  2. kristi says:

    You think teen texts are hard to decipher? This weekend I got into a text chat with someone who was overindulging on her 21st birthday. I’m going to save it to show her sometime. Friends don’t let friends text drunk.

  3. Meowmix says:

    You’ll be sorry you told her to use plain English when you get the bill! :)

  4. cwinwc says:

    Judy’s right and “btw,” how do you text the southern word, “Y’all?”

  5. Randy says:

    From now on when I use the word “utes” I will insert an explanation that states:

    The word utes is how Joe Pesci pronounces youths in the movie My Cousin Vinny.

  6. thurman8er says:

    i dnt c how u hv a prblm w/it…its ez

    brb

    kristi, I had a friend send me an e-mail while drunk…it was nice to know how much he loved me…I guess.

  7. Brady says:

    U r so rite w/ post. AMEN.

  8. l.marie.d says:

    the fact that text “short hand” changes and is relative to their own subcultures leaves me gladly in the dust… i’ll just stick with the vague (and still disturbing) shorthand i used on notes passed in school…

  9. Brad says:

    The two utes…

    The two what?

    Sorry, the two youuutthhhhssss-uuhhh

  10. Brad says:

    kristi/thurm – my brother had a guy drunk dial his cell phone and leave a message. To teach him a lesson he posted it on his blog. Funny, but I wouldn’t dare link to it.

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