That's What She Didn't Say
Brad said I forgot to tell you about the woman’s reaction.
She said nothing.
She didn’t scream, she didn’t utter a sound.
That’s right, one look at me and she was speechless.
Either that or it was a great coincidence to offer a cup of coffee to a half naked mute woman.
Think about how much worse it would have been had she let loose with the kind of scream you would expect in such a situation.
Seriously, I told the guys I was changing my clothes and speaking Spanish the rest of the day just to avoid any potential ID effort.
Can you picture the lineup? Sir, please take a step forward extend the cup of coffee and say “here’s your coffee.”
AND, I had referred to Brad on a couple of occassions as “princess” so can you imagine if I would have said “hey princess, here’s your coffee!“
I’m convinced the hilarious conclusion will happen, as I suggested over at Greg’s place, when she shows up in the audience at your church……and recognizes you!
In the category of “what if you had done this . . .” we have this top notch comment by Hal who said: “What if you had picked up the bra, handed it to who you thought was Brad and said: ‘here’s your bra and your coffee!’”
Probably the most stimulating conference I’ve ever attended.
Stimulating? ha ha ha
You guys are killing me.
I’m wondering what she was thinking when you guys made your exit? It’s amazing that not only did she not scream, she didn’t call Hotel Security.
Moreover, what does that say for you guys if can walk into a strange, half-naked woman’s hotel room and not illicit one response?
If one of my middle-school students had been in the apartment when you made your un-responsive entrance, they would have uttered, “Crack-heads.”