Gossip
The # 1 son of Brady visited us last night (along with his friend that is a girl).
We noticed some interesting behavior and will be happy to share with the highest bidder.
Some of the details will be embellished, artistic license and all.
For example, even though they showered at the same time in separate bathrooms, remove the separate bathrooms from the sentence and you have “they showered together.”
Much more information is available for the right price.
Hey, whatever it takes to lessen one’s carbon footprint – even if it is imagined – like global warming.
I’ll wait for free info from the grandparents.